An elephant and a camel meet up in a zoo. Neither has met a member of the other species before, so they spend some time looking each other over and noting the similarities and differences.

"Why are your breasts on your back?", the elephant finally asks the camel. "Seems a mighty strange place to have them if you ask me".


"Well," says the camel, "I think that is a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face."

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind