Subject: Duct Tape....don't let this happen to you!!
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> Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the
bar.
> He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
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>"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I
> wanted to ask out, but every time I saw her I got an erection?"
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> "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
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> "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the
courage to
>ask her out, and she agreed."
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> "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
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> "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was
worried
>I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it"
to> my
>leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
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> "Sensible" says Jeff.
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> "So I get to her door," says Paul, and I rang her doorbell. She
answered
>it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
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> "And what happened then?"
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> "I kicked her in the face."
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