I resent the inferences made here that sheep are unfaithful companions, not even clever enough to answer anything more complex than yes or no questions in anything less than the King’s English. I’ll also have you know that I am a close acquaintance of the sheep in question and she is above reproach, if a bit voracious in her sexual appetites, and loyal to a fault. She has no intentions of ever testifying. A good sheep never bleats tales out of flock.