good point.

henceforth all inspectors shall inform the ocularly, nasally, vaginally, anally, orally, auricularly, or any combination thereof penetrated ovine (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the first part) and the accused penetrator (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the second part, or in the case of multiple penetrators as the parties of the second part) that the ovine shall baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings of the party of the first part in regards to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part as they relate to the time of coitus and/or any orificial penetration, and during the time directly leading up to coitus and/or any orificial penetration.

however, if the party of the first part was deceased prior to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part, permission shall be assumed on behalf of the party of the first part posthumously.


i believe that should satisfy any and all conditions.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose