One of the more common symptoms not listed is that you lose your ass too.

But don't worry...all of these can be treated easily and inexpensively at home.


By driving a cadillac very slowly to the grocery store at 7:00 every morning and wearing very large sunglasses and white socks with sandals.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.