Just realized the new Playboy was in the stack of mail I picked up at the post office yesterday. Here's my favorite "Party Joke" from this issue.


A little boy walked toward his parents' room at night after hearing strange noises coming from inside. He looked through the keyhole and said to himself, "And she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus