Originally Posted by Oldfart

I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."