Three college students were in England and were told they had to go to a
great old pub called "The Cock Inn". They went off in three different directions and planned to meet back at 3:00.

Two of the guys arrived back on time but there was no sign of Harris. At
4:00 he came back with the clothes ripped off him and blood pouring from his
head.

The guys asked what had happened, Harris replied, "I was walking down the
road and I saw a man and woman behind a bush and I asked them, "How far is The Cock Inn?"