A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where women could go to choose--from among many men--a husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as one ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once a woman opened the door to any floor, she must choose a man from that floor and, if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. At the first floor, the door had a sign reading :"These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and one said to the other "Well that is better than not having jobs, or not loving kids but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: These men have high paying jobs, loves kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm, " says one of the girls, " But I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign read: " These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the house work."

"Wow!" said one of the girls, "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"

And so again, they go up.

The forth floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romatic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," says one friend, " but just think! What could be waiting for us on the top floor!"

So up to the fifth floor they go--and the sign on that door reads: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping, and have a nice day."

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.