There was a family gathering, with a number of generations around the table. The teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink.

After a while, Grandpa excused himself to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all down the front.

"What happened, Grandpa?", he was asked by his concerned children.

"Well," he answered, "I don't really know...I had to go to the bathroom...so I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!"

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton