A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
> kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park,
> grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this
> note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I
> need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the
> big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
> She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him
> to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park
> to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just
> as she had instructed.
> Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I
> cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

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