Oh damn. I'm only two hours away in Beaumont, and I've lived in Texas all my life, and never heard of a work situation where you had to bring a date. Then again, it's been years since I've worked in a professional setting so maybe things are different now?

Of course, I would be a poor choice since I am a complete stranger, and I've never been to a cocktail party so I would have no idea about the protocol for such situations.

Plus, you did stipulate that you needed someone handsome, and well, let's just say witty conversation is my strong point.

Though, I would have no idea why an attractive woman would have any problem finding a date even as a small favor in a city as large as Houston.

I wish I would have known sooner. I could have looked around for you.

Edit: Oh and I recognize the irony in my signature.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.