Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all
talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must
be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo (the
Huntchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely have to
be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of
World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping
Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously
happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the
world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I
am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly
confused and says. "Who the heck is Rosie O'Donnell?"
