I have a new employee starting soon and I am pleased as punch

I've been coughing a lot today but I am blaming it on allergies

I'm doing well on the diet thus far - but it's only been 3 days!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney