CANNIBAL RESTAURANT

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>> A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant

>> operated by a fellow cannibal.

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>> Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

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>> + Broiled Missionary: $10.00

>> + Fried Explorer: $15.00

>> + Grilled Republican: $20.00

>> + Baked Democrat: $100.00

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>> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price

>> difference for the Democrat?'

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>> The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

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>> They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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