A Muslim Indian man was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, mate. I didn't know we had a choice."
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That same Muslim Indian man was sitting in the airport earlier next to an
American Indian and an American cowboy. The American Indian pipes up with

"My people were once many but now they are few"

The Muslim Indian says

"Well my people once were few and now they are many, why do you suppose that is ?"

And the cowboy butts in,

"That's cause we ain't played cowboys and muslims yet...... but it's a comin!"

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind