~ Not a good day for me to be left to myself. I woke up horny as hell and never got over it. Gonna need fluids, Vitamin E and maybe even an ice pack for my right wrist.

~ Sent a birthday ecard to a friend by mistake and of course the damn site I used won't let me stop the damn thing.

~ I wish my left hand wasn't so damn useless.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus