I'm sure I've read this one before so it could be a repost but what the hell, it's cute. Thanks to a Pixie on hiatus for sending it to me.


Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and
Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl
said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to
identify the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well
burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

"Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every
time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.

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