Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
>"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin'
>marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
>them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>
>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
>search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
>every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
>leave.
>
>Shortly,the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's
>Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?"
>
>"Yeah!"
>
>"Did they chop your firewo od?"
>
>"Yep!"
>
>"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)
>
>

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