Having a very odd day. Went to get a prescription earlier and on my way home I was sort of drifting off to some music and when I "came to" I didn't recognize where I was at. I've lived in this area for 25 of my 39 years but for about 30 seconds I was legitimately lost and confused.

I'm wondering if the Queen is wearing a thong to the Kentucky Derby today and whether she brought a golden dildo with diamonds studs along with her to keep her occupied on the flight home.

Just not feeling well at all today. My lungs aren't helping me out, I feel like I'm low on oxygen and I'm running a fever.

Sorry about whining... hoping it will make me feel a bit better.

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