It's raining here today so the guys are doing more work on the inside of the house and it's pretty noisy so I may just leave and go take in a matinee.

Waiting to hear back from my folks if my vacation dates will mesh with their schedule.

I woke up horny as all get out today for some reason.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus