Broke Back Deer Camp

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I
just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl
shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright
eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They
asked, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into
bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and
watched me all night."

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