Hopefully this one isn't too over the top. I didn't write it, I'm just passin' it along.


A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband
is at work. She's not aware that her 9 year old son is hiding
in the closet during their meetings.

During one such meeting, her husband comes home
unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

A week later, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the
little boy sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus