One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a
pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond
there was a little cocktail sausage. The cat was feeling quite peckish so as
the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw.The cat hooked
the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he peered into
the pond again there was another sausage but this time it was a normal sized
one so the cat reached in but this time he had to put his whole arm into the
pond.The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond it looked so delicious, but it was so huge that he had to actually put the whole of his body into the pond to get the sausage. He ate it and found it very tasty!

THE MORAL OF THE STORY.....
(ur gonna love this)





The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy !!!!

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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