Chinese Laundry
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>A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was
>done at the
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>local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and
>put it in the bag
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>with the next collection of soiled clothes :
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>"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
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>She got the clean laundry back, and was still
>dissatisfied with the
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>results, so the following week she enclosed
>another note:
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>"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
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>The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and
>when her
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>clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note
>from HIM:
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>"I USE PLENTY SOAP
> ON PANTIES!!!
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>USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"