A man was sitting in a bar, clearly distraught.

The bartender asked him what the matter was.

He loked at the barman and said,

"January 19th my mother died, leaving me $75,000."

"Rough." said the barman.

"February 16th, my favourite aunt died, leaving me $100,000."

"Bad." said the barkeep.

"March my father died, leaving me the house and a million bucks."

"Very rough, two parents in three months."

"This month, nothing!"

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