Cuz I'm hoping that someone from the phone company will be showing up pretty soon to install my DSL hookup. I'll probably be pretty upset if they send the really attractive lady from the office down there to set me up but I'm thinking she won't be the one coming here.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus