Uncle Silky -

I used the word 'Pee' because that's what I call it. Piss is a word I associate with rain, getting drunk and being annoyed, not with emptying my bladder.

And I'm not about to change the way I speak just because you think it sounds coy.

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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'Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone you love'

- Woody Allen