Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves
standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the
Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where
they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Blondes," and he banished her to
hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Booboo," and he banished her to
hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and
St. Peter said, "So,
tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover
feast with His disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then
they buried Him in a
tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, Verrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews
roll away the
boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his
shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."

St Peter fainted

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