Not a stitch on this IowaMan right now.

I did learn something new a few minutes ago though about nakedness. When you are doing push-ups on a hardwood floor it's sort of cold on the naughty bits. Stuff seems to want to touch the floor.

Okay I'll admit, it did sort of feel good. Oh god, I need to get laid.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus