The Midget


I was on a train in Glasgow a few weeks ago and a midget got on, a proper wee midget with a Bargain Booze cerry oot bag. It was quite busy on the train so his bag couldnae go on a seat and I could see him looking up to the overhead rack.

A certain good Samaritan was kind enough to say,
"would you like me to put that up"..... he said,
"aye", and it was done, but it wasn't upright and through the gap in the bars his half bottle of vodka fell out and smashed on the floor.

He stands up red in the face as the inspector comes along to see what's
going on.

The inspector asked if it was his, the midget says,
"aye...and Ah'm no' happy".

Cue for a lone voice from the back of the carriage to say......






















"well....whit wan urr ye then?"


Apologies to all non-glesga speakers out there!!

DM

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