Bullfrogs & Blow jobs
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>A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
>looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
>the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
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>"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
>trained to give blow jobs!"
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>"Blow jobs!" the woman replied.
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>"It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
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>The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no
>more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.
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>When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
>skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
>may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
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>In the
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>middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying
>everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
>downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
>cookbooks.
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>"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
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>The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton