The 18 emails I got from a friend who used to work for me. Todd is a St. Louis Cardinals fan and loves to give me crap about the Cubs. Of course since they lost 11-2 in their first televised game of the season yesterday, Todd was on cloud nine.

The series of emails ended with one that read:

Hey, just wanted to check to see how you've been feeling and to let you know that I just got done making love to my wife. How's that masturbation thing going for you?

Take it easy buddy,
Todd


P.S. -- The Cubs still SUCK!!!


Damn, he's lucky I'm no longer his boss.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus