I've confirmed the fact that I'm not nearly as handy as I need to be around the house. Plumbing isn't my forte. Then again about the only thing I've found I can do relatively well is paint.

They actually spelled my name right in the new phone book. I am somebody!

My contractor left me a phone message that was so damn useless I'm not sure why he even bothered.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus