My laugh came last night during a phone call from my best friend's sister. She put her four year-old daughter on the phone because she "had" to talk to Uncle IowaMan. She said this to me and it just cracked me up:

"Uncle IowaMan, I get to go with you and grandma next week when you go to the hospital. Um, when you get out do you wanna have a sleepover? Um and will you bring candy?"


And please nobody worry, I'm just going to the hospital for some tests. It's nothing incredibly major.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus