Here's an oldie but a goodie. I believe I first saw it back in the 80's in "Truly Tasteless Jokes"


What's the first thing that Adam said to Eve?

"You'd better stand back. I don't know how big this thing's gonna get."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus