Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is

tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.


Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit,

the door closes, and the engines start up.


The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that

this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.


The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in

the window seats realize they're heading straight for the water at the edge

of the airport.


As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,

panicked screams fill the cabin.


Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.


The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat

into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good

hands.


...... In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're

all gonna f***in' die."

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind