1. I absolutely lost it when I got home, and there were flying Red Baron pizzas hitting the floor. Getting the shopping stuff wrong was the straw that broke the camel's back

2. I went to get a massage with my mom tonight, and I think she really enjoyed it

3. I have another 2 hours of work to do tonight, and I'd better get started!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney