02-21-2007, 04:15 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PANTYFANATIC
Steph's across the waters,
Playing on a flute,
No, wait, I think that's just her finger,
Raised in a salute.
"I won't forget Tanner’s barrel,"
I think I heard her say,
“Or how you pointed the barbed wire,
So all the points faced just my way!"
Then, there's Lixy, his bestest buddy,
From PA sends him a note,
"Ya' b'day beat me by just one day,
Ya' ol' son of momma's goat!"
All these words of love pour forth,
To one we all hold dear,
One who knows his nylon,
From both front, back to the rear.
His pensive mood astounds us,
Sitting stoically on his seat,
With panties as a headpiece,
Or stored beneath his feet.
If Sugarsprinkles was PAGAN's mom,
Than PF was dad last year
As Pixies swarmed Niagara,
To feast and drink some beer.
A triumph of great planning,
His flag stand was first rate,
PAGAN06 was most successful,
Red-Green his closest mate.
And who can forget his special gift,
A map where Pixies live,
So when nature sends her very worst,
We can, our love, in total give.
Come join our party for him,
That’s Pixies everywhere,
Sending PF our loving birthday wish,
While the gals swat his bottom bare. 
PF, you’re a very special Pixie,
Who we love to kid and tease,
And from all of us around here,
Happy Birthday and a group squeeze! 
Happy Birthday to a Great Friend!
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