02-08-2007, 02:50 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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a few days after christmas, a mother was cooking in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the play room. she heard the train stop and then her son said, "all you sons of bitches who want off, get the fuck off 'cause this is the last stop! and all you fuckheads who are getting on, get on 'cause we're haulin ass!"
the mom was shocked at her son's potty mouth so she went in there to tell him, "we do not use that kind of language in this house. you will to go to your room, young man, and stay there for two hours and think about why it is unacceptable to use that kind of language. when you come back out, you may play with your train again but i better not hear any more foul language out of you, mister."
about two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. the mom heard the train stop again and then her son said, "all passengers who are disembarking from the train, please kindly remember to take all of your belongings with you. we thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. we hope you will ride with us again soon. for those of you just boarding, we ask that you to stow all of your luggage securely under your seat. please remember there is no smoking on the train. we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
just as she was about to go into the play room to tell him how happy she was that he remembered not to use any curse words, the little boy said, "and for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO FUCKING HOUR delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen."
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