A blonde walked into an ice cream shop and told the guy behind the counter, "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream, please."

The clerk replied, "I'm sorry, mamm. We're all out of chocolate ice cream right now."

"Oh," the blonde replied. Then, after thinking a minute, she said, "Okay, I'll have a half gallon of chocolate ice cream, please."

Thinking she misunderstood, he polietly replied, "I'm sorry, you must have mis-understood me. We have no chocolate ice cream ... no gallons, no half-gallons, no chocolate ice cream."

"Oh," the blonde replied. Again, though, after a pause she said, "I guess then, that I'll have a quart of chocolate ice cream."

Now frustrated, the store clerk repled, "Lady, I'm sorry, we don't have ANY chocolate ice cream! No gallons! No half-gallons! No quarts. NONE. NIL. Nothing. We're out of chocolate!!

"Oh," the blonde replied. "How about a pint of chocolate ice cream?"

To this, the clerk replied, "Lady, can you spell berry ... like in Strawberry?"

"Sure ... B ... E ... R ... R ... Y."

"Very good. Now, can you spell butter ... like in Butter Pecan?"

"I think so," she replied, "B ... U ... T ... T ... E ... R."

"That's wonderful," the clerk answered. Now, can you spell FUCK, like in chocolate?"

The blonde thought a moment and frowned and answered, "There's no fuck in chocolate!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"