It appears as if I could stand to do some laundry.

Not so sure I could buy $100 worth of booze and not get absolutely blasted.

Need to call my contractor to discuss his estimate for the work he's going to do this spring/summer on my house. Hoping there's a little wiggle room there.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus