>>>,Bra Codes
>>>
>>>
>>>Mammograms
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>>>Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need
to
>>>worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the
exam and
>>>doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the
test
>>>and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and
around
>>>your home.
>>>
>>>EXERCISE ONE:
>>>
>>>Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the
door
>>>as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
>>>
>>>Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first
time
>>>wasn't effective enough.
>>>
>>>EXERCISE TWO:
>>>
>>>Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is
just
>>>perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor
with
>>>one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to
slowly
>>>back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and
chilled.
>>>Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
>>>
>>>EXERCISE THREE:
>>>
>>>Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a
>>>stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your
breasts.
>>>
>>>Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an
appointment
>>>with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
>>>
>>>YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!
>>>
>>>AND, just a thought for all the women out there........
>>>
>>>MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
>>>MENopause............
>>>
>>>Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And
>>>
>>>When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!
>>>
>>>Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a
>>>mammogram!!!!!!
>>>
>>>A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
>>>Hard to Find
>>>Supportive
>>>Comfortable
>>>Always Lifts You Up
>>>Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
>>>And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
>>>
>>>Share this with a friend!
>>>I DID
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