Male
>Strippers
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> Last night, my Red Hat friends and I
>went to a Ladies Night Club.
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> One of the girls wanted to impress the
rest
> of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
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> When the male dancer came over to us,
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> my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck
it to
>his butt cheek!
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> Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a
$20
>bill.
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> She called the guy back, licks the
$20
>bill,
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> and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
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> In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
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> my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls
the
>guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
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> I'm worried about the way things are going, but
>fortunately,
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> she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks
again.
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> My relief was short-lived.
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> Seeing the way things are going, the guy races
over
>to me!
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> Now everyone's attention is
focused on
>me,
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> and the guy is egging me on to try to top the
$50.
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> My brain was churning as I reached
for
>my wallet.
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> What could I do?
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> The woman in me took over!
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> I got out my ATM card,
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> swiped it down the crack of his butt,
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> Grabbed the eighty bucks,
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> and left!!!!
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> "Good Old Red Hat Girls"
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