If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.


Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.