A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.


Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.


If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.


After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.