I want Tess on top. No, I want to tie Tess up. I want Tess bent over, no I guess that wasn't an option was it? Okay, I've got it, I want Tess to be tied on top of me. Yeah, that works.


Which is better being wide awake in the middle of the night and thinking about Tess or being fast asleep and dreaming about her?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus