my piercing mentor blew me for an hour-and-a-half one day after work. that man spit-polished knob like an obsessive-compulsive locksmith. best i've ever had, hands-down.

when i was a kid, i buried a cat up to its neck and plowed over its head with a lawnmower. that liduid 'thud' sticks with me to this day. and that anguished yowling... *headshake*

i pretended to have appendicitis and even went through the surgery just to get a three-day weekend away from school.

one of these is false. can you guess which one?