"Glyndwr" Almost in the back of mind I hear someone call my name.

"GLYNDWR!!!" The shock as I realise now someone is shouting my name, makes me sit up straight. This is unfortunate as I am under a table picking up a piece of cutlery that I have 'accidently' dropped. The sudden pain as my head contacts wood blurs the view I have up Lilith's dress. Rubbing the back of my head I emerge and am directed to PixieSprite on stage holding an award. Still dazed I remain seated waiting to see who has won. A sharp kick to the shin's from a demoness and the hissed "It's you" bring me to my feet.

I stagger to the stage, trying to rub my head and shin whilst covering a visible bulge of excitement, a lingering remnant of my doomed voyeurism.

I graciously accept the award from PixieSprite and plant a kiss full on her lips, I momentarily contemplate slipping my tongue in but decide that it's perhaps not the time or place.

I turn to face my assembled peers and tap the microphone...

"My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure. However that is a different story. I would like to thank PixieSprite for this honour and I need to thank everyone who joins in at Pixies-Place because you are the inspiration behind my scribbles."

"At this point I would like to hand out the next award. In this era of growing international unrest and global mistrust I would like to present a 'No Bull Peace Prize'. This is in recognition of a major contribution in bringing together perverts of all nations, united under one cause, the quest to see perfect visions of loveliness."

"Ladies & Gentlemen, please be upstanding for 2 ladies who epitomise the spirit of entente cordiale..... Nikki & Lixy Chick "

I stand on stage with the award eagerly awaiting the ladies and hoping that I'm going to get at least a kiss, and maybe the chance of a quick grope.

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