EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER





You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.





Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.





A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.





A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.





Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.





A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.





A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.





An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.





A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.





A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!